Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm gonna fight the coyote
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Randomize