speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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