remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Do you remember whose house we're in?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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