Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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