they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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