i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
40s are totally the cure
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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