i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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