How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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