GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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