I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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