mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize