dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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