i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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