just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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