This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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