come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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