For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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