is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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