sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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