Have you finally orgasmed yet?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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