I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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