you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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