i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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