I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize