So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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