it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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