so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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