its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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