please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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