i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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