did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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