Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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