I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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