btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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