And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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