I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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