Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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