Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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