try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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