I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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