it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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