bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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