how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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