Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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