She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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