I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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