I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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