Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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