ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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