I must be too annoying 4 u.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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